Draft your XV. Run the table.

Pick a player pool, snake-draft a squad each with the people in the room — a club gets rolled before every round, so you're stuck drafting from whoever it lands on — then run a full 20-team 2026–27 Premier League season with your drafted sides taking the place of its weakest clubs, whichever pool you drafted from.

Draft pool

Managers

Squad size

Trivia mode — type each player's name to draft them instead of browsing a list. (You can always bail out to the list mid-pick if you're stuck.) Drinking game mode 🍺 — a few house rules trigger a "drink!" popup during the season (a leaky defense, a losing streak, getting blanked, losing to a rival, finishing bottom of the table...).

Customize the house rules.

Turn individual drinking-game triggers on or off, and toggle hardcore trivia. Saved settings carry over the next time you draft.

Drinking game triggers

Leaky defense! — a side concedes 3+ in a matchday. Cold streak! — a side has just lost 3 matchdays in a row. Blanked! — a side fails to score in a matchday. Beaten by a rival! — losing a head-to-head fixture against another manager. Conceded! — every individual goal let in during a live head-to-head match. Bottom of the table! — finishing dead last at season's end.

Trivia mode

Hardcore trivia 💀 — with Trivia mode on, typing a player who didn't actually play for the rolled club no longer just bounces back for another try: it auto-drafts a random punishment pick. Failed pick! (sip) 🥃 — with hardcore trivia on, whiffing a guess is a sip of its own, on top of getting stuck with the punishment pick.

Available players

Squad

Starting XI —

Pick who starts in each slot. A player outside their listed position is flagged adj (small hit) or OOP (bigger hit) — that hit applies to your team rating for the season.

Pitch preview

Every manager's actual starting XI, ranked by rating (the same numbers the season simulation will use).

Top scorers

Top assists

Most clean sheets (GK/DEF)